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10.25.16, 20:42 PM General Topics
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Things You Should Know If You are New to Urban Baby: [ Reply | Watch | Flag ]
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Dear UrbanBaby community,

Thank you so much for being a valued member of the UrbanBaby community. We wanted to inform you that we are shutting down the site on July 6th. We are grateful for your participation and support that has helped make UrbanBaby such an important resource to parents for many years.

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Thanks so much,

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You should know who Tinsley Mortimer and Kelly Rutherford are. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:43 PM Flag
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I'm only halfway there. [ Reply | More
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I'm not that new and have no idea who either of those women are. [ Reply | More
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Then you are on the A team UB. [ Reply | More
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I asked who Tinsley was earlier. Did i get flamed for not knowing? [ Reply | More
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No idea who these are. [ Reply | More
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Then you must live in flyover . [ Reply | More
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No. Born and educated in NYC. [ Reply | More
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Fugly and Fuglier [ Reply | More
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Kelly is not fugly. [ Reply | More
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She weird looking. [ Reply | More
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This. [ Reply | More
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And deranged. [ Reply | More
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Luv Tinz! [ Reply | More
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hi tinsley. [ Reply | More
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SAHM v WOHM, pick a side. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:44 PM Flag
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Why do I have to pick a side? I've done both and they both have positives and negatives. Don't listen to OP. [ Reply | More
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OR: I agree, but on UB there is no room for subtleties. [ Reply | More
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yes, that is actually a very good thing to know as a newbie - and the rare times that everyone agrees, you better believe OP should listen....very unusual to get a consensus on anything [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 11:55 PM Flag
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No. You don't have agree or pick a side to be on here. The entire thing only exists on UB. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:49 PM Flag
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Lol. That was kind of the point. [ Reply | More
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Which reminds me of another thing to know: People are idiots and have no reading comp. skills (a common insult but usually totally accurate). [ Reply | More
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Np: exists at DC Urban Mom, too [ Reply | More
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What TT schools are. [ Reply | More
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And TT DHs. [ Reply | More
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Top Three choice when making final decisions. [ Reply | More
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Top Twenty [ Reply | More
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And what is a TTT [ Reply | More
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Top Tier? [ Reply | More
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Ignore Racist Mom [ Reply | More
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+ [ Reply | More
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+2 I automatically collapse. [ Reply | More
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All OW are to be hated. No exceptions. [ Reply | More
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Ehh, I don't hate OWs because I think we are all more than our worst decisions. But, the decision to be a OW is pretty much non-defensible as an action. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:46 PM Flag
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Annnnnnnnd SCENE! [ Reply | More
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Lmao [ Reply | More
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This is more of a life lesson. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 07:31 AM Flag
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Not really. I've been ow twice and my life is great. IRL no one cares. [ Reply | More
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what Veal means. [ Reply | More
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+ snowflake [ Reply | More
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And low tone. [ Reply | More
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All celebrity gossip is welcomed. [ Reply | More
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Yes [ Reply | More
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Not all. [ Reply | More
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minus Kardashians [ Reply | More
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Not at all, I almost always collapse it. [ Reply | More
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-1 [ Reply | More
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Corrects usage of NOKD. [ Reply | More
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For example, SS schools are NOKD. [ Reply | More
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-1 [ Reply | More
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-2 [ Reply | More
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This would be incorrect. [ Reply | More
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Retard [ Reply | More
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Flyover [ Reply | More
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everything in between NYC and LA [ Reply | More
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Spanking is either totally ok or totally not ok. [ Reply | More
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UB Thin and UB Fat [ Reply | More
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thin:75 lbs, fat:115lbs (unless 5'10") [ Reply | More
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Then you get 118 [ Reply | More
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you can even go to 120 provided it's all muscle from barre exercises. [ Reply | More
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Cute. More accurate is BMI range. UB thin anything from anorexic to scraping the very bottom of the normal BMI range for your weight. Midrange BMI for your height is UB fat. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:49 PM Flag
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Lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:32 AM Flag
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Break up with your boyfriend if he hasn't proposed after 2 years [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:47 PM Flag
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Wrong. 18 months. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:50 PM Flag
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Nah, 18 days. [ Reply | More
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Yes if over 30 [ Reply | More
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DHs are wrong. Always. [ Reply | More
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He'll never change, divorce him. [ Reply | More
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If you're having any marital issues, you should just get divorced [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 01:34 AM Flag
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there is no search function [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:49 PM Flag
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Gay Uncle and Cous-Cous!!! [ Reply | More
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For those of us who don't know, can you define the many acronyms pls? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:53 PM Flag
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No. It can't be given to you. Stick around and figure it out. Earn it! Damn it. [ Reply | More
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STFU [ Reply | More
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No one told me. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:59 PM Flag
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TIA = THANKS IN ADVANCE. IRL = IN REAL LIFE. OW = OTHER WOMAN. ILY = I LOVE YOU. Then there's DH DC DD DW (dear husband, dear child, dear daughter, dear wife etc.) SN = SPECIAL NEEDS. SM / SD = STEP MOM OR DAD. What am I missing here? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 09:01 PM Flag
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You forgot the first role. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 09:16 PM Flag
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Rule. [ Reply | More
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Np: OP = Original Poster; NP = New Poster; PP = Previous Poster; OR = Original Responder [ Reply | More
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CSB!! [ Reply | More
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Cool story, bro. [ Reply | More
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VBA = veiled brag alert. S/O = spinoff another post [ Reply | More
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Some people have acronyms as well: HM is History Mom, MUM is Makeup Mom, IM is Inmate Mom, RM is Racist Mom, and of course there are others. [ Reply | More
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If you're a second wife people will be assholes to you, even if you were never the OW. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:50 PM Flag
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Ha- so this [ Reply | More
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THIS. [ Reply | More
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Lol. Yes. Because we can! [ Reply | More
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When you bitch about him paying for dc#1's cs, college and expenses. [ Reply | More
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or when you bitch about how your stepdaughter won't babysit for your dc. [ Reply | More
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The kids are better off with a happy divorced mom than with one stable home. [ Reply | More
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ew, no. Kids don't put their parents happiness above their own. Such a stupid thing to say. [ Reply | More
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No but happy mama happy home. [ Reply | More
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This. [ Reply | More
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Why would they. Not relevant. [ Reply | More
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This. [ Reply | More
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The home isn't stable if they are miserable. [ Reply | More
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Soul Cycle is a spin studio where we workout, Juice Press is a green juice bar, Lululemons are our workout wear of choice. [ Reply | More
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Maybe in 2004, these are OVER [ Reply | More
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These are flyOVER [ Reply | More
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-2 very basic bitch NOKD [ Reply | More
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Are you high? [ Reply | More
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Hi Becky [ Reply | More
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Soul Cycle is the Barry's of yesterday [ Reply | More
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Bye Felicia [ Reply | More
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Bag a TT DH or you will not be able to afford Manhattan. If you haven't locked one down by 30, move to flyover or you will never get married [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:51 PM Flag
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True, thank you. [ Reply | More
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I actually think this is very true. [ Reply | More
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Of course it is true. And the truth hurts [ Reply | More
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I married at TT DH at 40. Next myth I need to debunk. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 09:59 PM Flag
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Yeah yeah yeah. And you went on to have three healthy successful natural pregnancies after the age of 45. [ Reply | More
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Just two natural pregnancies at 41, 43 [ Reply | More
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Totally true! [ Reply | More
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No. [ Reply | More
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That pretty much sums up lots of MP posts, no need to bother reading them. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:50 PM Flag
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Who Sneau is [ Reply | More
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Yeah, I'm going to have to veto this. [ Reply | More
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Meh. It's not my best suggestion here. [ Reply | More
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U r a poseur. [ Reply | More
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Go back to texting 12 year old boys. [ Reply | More
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Mmm. 2 old [ Reply | More
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Mmm. 2 old [ Reply | More
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Mmm. 2 old [ Reply | More
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I am thinking of naming my dog Sneau. [ Reply | More
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500k HHI in Manhattan is poor [ Reply | More
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I SAH on DH's 500k salary and we have a summer home and we save. y'all crazy. [ Reply | More
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Sush honey, the adults are talking. [ Reply | More
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rental? [ Reply | More
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That's Manhattan MC, Manhattan poor is under 300K. [ Reply | More
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HHI of $500k is the UB poverty level. [ Reply | More
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Do we have the same brain? Creepy [ Reply | More
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That's crazy. We most have posted at the same time. [ Reply | More
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I know! We had the exact thought at the exact same time. Weird! [ Reply | More
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Wear lots of Boden [ Reply | More
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? [ Reply | More
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Men in finance can be douchebags, but they are the only ones who can afford to let you SAH [ Reply | More
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-1 [ Reply | More
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yup [ Reply | More
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lol [ Reply | More
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have you never left NYC? Every millionaire and billionaire in SF/SV is an engineer. Engineers are where's it at. Finance has been on the outs for over a decade. All the smartest talent moves to SF after college and goes into engineering [ Reply | More
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This [ Reply | More
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You said it yourself. SF/SV. Finance is where it's at in NYC. [ Reply | More
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You don't live here, do you? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:45 PM Flag
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Actually I do and I have for the last 20 years. Met and married a finance guy by the time I was 31. [ Reply | More
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Trump clones [ Reply | More
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Know who Babby is, Sweater mom, Lasgna mom, Elmo diaper mom. What a snowflake really means. And how to tell if someone sounds fat by their post. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.25.16, 08:54 PM Flag
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You sound smart....and skinny. ;P [ Reply | More
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lol [ Reply | More
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You too! :) [ Reply | More
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agree, love OP [ Reply | More
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Don't forget knowing what a veal child is. [ Reply | More
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What is a veal child? Snowflake? [ Reply | More
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A veal child grows up in a box, anemic and unable to see the world. A snowflake is precious, infinitely fragile and inexpressibly unique. There's a certain amount of overlap. [ Reply | More
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Great explanation. [ Reply | More
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ty [ Reply | More
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Pale,moist, unaccustomed to sunlight and contact with the ground. [ Reply | More
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You sound Fat. [ Reply | More
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You sound fatter. [ Reply | More
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Lol [ Reply | More
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Ditto History Mom, MUM, Psychic Mom (there are several), Inmate Mom (gone but not forgotten) and Lobster Mom. [ Reply | More
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Np: I loved Inmate Mom [ Reply | More
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Me too, she was very nice. [ Reply | More
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I miss inmate mom. [ Reply | More
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Np: don't forget Turkey Carcass mom [ Reply | More
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If you are a step mom you may never critique or criticize a step child. Their problems are your fault. Always remember the real mom is a saint and you painful reminder of a broken family so know your place in the shadows. [ Reply | More
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ILY. [ Reply | More
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Thank you! [ Reply | More
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this. [ Reply | More
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All true. Get real. [ Reply | More
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LOL [ Reply | More
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Know the difference between old money, new money and striver. [ Reply | More
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haha this too! [ Reply | More
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Tinsley is going to be on RHONY next season!!! [ Reply | More
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That will be fabulous! [ Reply | More
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She would never hang with that crowd [ Reply | More
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Not ten years ago, but things have changed [ Reply | More
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Np: No! Definitely? [ Reply | More
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Bethenny will DESTROY her. will be vicious. Who in that group will accept her? wow. [ Reply | More
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Am pig [ Reply | More
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How to not sound fat [ Reply | More
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How to spot low tone dc [ Reply | More
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Feel sorry for bad moms kids. And every mom who disagrees with you is bad. Lol [ Reply | More
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You must know who Goop is [ Reply | More
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Goop is my frenemy. [ Reply | More
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You can log out any time you like. But you can never leave. [ Reply | More
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Omg this [ Reply | More
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So very true [ Reply | More
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Winner [ Reply | More
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Good one! [ Reply | More
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Lily is a scary basement-dwelling poster who has poor skills in statistics and business, among many other faults [ Reply | More
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New York is a tournament [ Reply | More
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This [ Reply | More
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+1 [ Reply | More
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Most of the MPs are fake. I know, I write them [ Reply | More
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Me too! ;) [ Reply | More
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When you see the word 'veal' the poster ain't talking about what's on the menu [ Reply | More
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On Wednesdays, we wear pink. [ Reply | More
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No. On Tuesdays we wear BLACK. On Fridays we wear PLATINUM. [ Reply | More
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WORD [ Reply | More
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Damnit it thought Thursdays were pink days. Can we do boots on Fridays? [ Reply | More
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We always wear black. [ Reply | More
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White is always in. NYC doesn't adhere to the "no white after Labor day". We're too edgy and cool to follow that rule. [ Reply | More
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Gas lighting is manipulating someone into thinking they are crazy. Someone here is obsessed with the idea. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 02:30 AM Flag
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Most overused word on UB. In addition, if DH is even slightly unhappy, start snooping because he is 100% having affair. [ Reply | More
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Gas lighting is anything a dh might do to avoid being grilled. [ Reply | More
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Cheaters do this. [ Reply | More
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Trinity moms hate SS schools. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 03:04 AM Flag
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Very true [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 10:38 AM Flag
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Trinity moms hate all other schools. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:52 PM Flag
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The history of the PACCDS scandal. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 03:38 AM Flag
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And hate Mandell. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 10:47 PM Flag
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People are mean AF. Be prepared [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 04:29 AM Flag
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But then we surprise you and can be very kind. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 10:16 AM Flag
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UB is not half as mean as it use to be. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:32 PM Flag
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Every now and then, there is a post that brings out the best in UB. The advice and responses will be helpful, funny and kind. Revel and marvel in it, cause the bitches and trolls will be back soon enough. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 04:58 AM Flag
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Good one. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:40 AM Flag
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wine & Xanax are the answer to a lot of problems. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 10:56 AM Flag
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Whats an SS school? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 11:40 AM Flag
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Single sex [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 12:43 PM Flag
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We hate spam & spammers. And Sunday morning is spam free [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 11:51 AM Flag
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This [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 12:45 PM Flag
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Only snack on honey crisp apples, disco fries or freshly whipped cream [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 12:44 PM Flag
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-1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 03:46 PM Flag
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Westchester and CT > NJ and LI [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 12:45 PM Flag
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+10000. Except for small section of the North Shore, and of course that excludes summer homes in the Hamptons. Obviously all of NJ is awful. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 08:44 PM Flag
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Goyard > MK [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 12:45 PM Flag
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Famous foods include lasagna (prepared for a grieving family), lobster (never served to The Help), peach beer (never served to children) and "beef pieces" (never entrusted to the nanny). Famous clothing items include Dalton sweatshirts, orange jumpsuits, rompers (for people over 6 years old) and a$$less chaps. What to wear to school interviews is almost as nerve-wracking as what kind of paper to write the thank you notes on. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 12:52 PM Flag
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For clothes: You forgot Loro Piana sweaters. Nannies may never borrow these sweaters no matter how cold the manor And for food you forgot: nannies must never drink the Fiji water. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:00 PM Flag
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Well, I mean, duh! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:30 PM Flag
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Tina Fey totally stole that story for Kimmy Schmidt. The Fiji Water I mean. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 10:47 PM Flag
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Do you think she was IM? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:47 PM Flag
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You forgot turkey carcasses! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 01:13 AM Flag
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which stories are cool, bro. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:11 PM Flag
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Taco Tuesday is tacky. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:11 PM Flag
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But terribly tasty. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:38 PM Flag
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Penn State/UPenn - which is an Ivy League school? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:13 PM Flag
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Np: I was just getting ready to type this! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 02:54 PM Flag
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TRICK QUESTION BOTH STATE SCHOOLS [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:30 AM Flag
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what a narcissist means. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:45 PM Flag
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If your HHI is less than 400K, you're poor. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 01:59 PM Flag
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You should know that the moderators let spam sit on the site. Maybe they put this "spam" on the site? It' s totally weird. The UB demographic has moved towards "poor". People writing about returning LandsEnd jacket they bought in a thrift shop. So sad and so crazy. NOKD. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 02:23 PM Flag
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Fuji and Lasagna mom [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:07 PM Flag
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It is not okay to be a SAHM or a WOHM or a WAHM. It is okay to be a mom, but you must magically earn income while also caring for your kids at all times. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:33 PM Flag
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Shhhh, that's what trust funds and "family money" are for. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:54 PM Flag
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But you can't actually spend it or enjoy a nice lifestyle. That's crass [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 08:41 PM Flag
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Maybe it was already mentioned above, but you should definitely know the term "veal child." [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 06:41 PM Flag
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Nobody gets into Town. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 07:12 PM Flag
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lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 10:48 PM Flag
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I don't get this one [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 01:38 AM Flag
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The school takes very very few kids who aren't sibs or legs. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:51 PM Flag
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When someone has a tragedy in their family, do NOT take them lasagna! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 07:13 PM Flag
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Or go jogging in a Dalton sweatshirt. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 07:18 PM Flag
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Or let the nanny anywhere near a buffet table featuring lobster. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 07:18 PM Flag
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Or tell the au pair to sleep on a fold-out sofa in the Hamptons. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 08:56 PM Flag
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Fondly S [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 07:51 PM Flag
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How has no one added this??? Put links in REPLY, not your original post. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 08:25 PM Flag
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THIS [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 08:38 PM Flag
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We totally know when you don't actually have a husband or kids and are just asking ridiculous hypotheticals because you're daydreaming about the Investment Banker you drunkenly screwed and are now imagining marrying. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 08:48 PM Flag
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Know what we mean when we say out east. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 11:09 PM Flag
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-1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.26.16, 11:42 PM Flag
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Lasagna Mom [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 01:40 AM Flag
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WASPS eat Triscuits. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 01:41 AM Flag
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Don't take the turkey carcass home from your DH's boss's Thanksgiving "do" [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 01:43 AM Flag
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Today is Hillary's birthday! i'm with her. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:07 AM Flag
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Who is that? This is Trump country!!!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 04:22 AM Flag
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No one gets into town. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 10.27.16, 03:41 AM Flag
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