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02.21.13, 15:25 PM General Topics
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Brag alert: Just borrowed DH's kindle to check some thing on the run, his history is all travel sites and he was searching for the week of my birthday! I am, yet again, amazed by him and feel so lucky and blessed. [ Reply | Watch | Flag ]
General Topics 02.21.13, 03:25 PM Flag
 

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blah blah blah blessed. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:23 PM Flag
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Its nice to feel appreciated. Glad you are happy. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:23 PM Flag
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You sound like you are in 7th grade. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:24 PM Flag
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np. You sound like you are jealous. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:29 PM Flag
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Not jealous, this just reads like a 7th grader's braggy FB post. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:29 PM Flag
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i agree. she sounds retarded. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:35 PM Flag
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Well now that you used that word you sound like a 5th grader. Expand your vocabulary and do not disparage those born with a disability. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:32 PM Flag
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np Do you think OP has a disability? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:35 PM Flag
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Wow, how miserable are you in your marriage? Or are you 43 and never married? Has to be one of the two. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:04 AM Flag
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When you add 2 + 2 , do you get 386? Because that's equivalent to how you reached the above conclusion. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:14 AM Flag
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yup, jealous, Hell I'm jealous but I am in touch w/ my emotions so I don't lash out at people. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:49 PM Flag
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Did you have to be snarky? Nice to hear something positive instead of the frequent complaints and miseries. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:29 PM Flag
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If your DH can make you feel like you're in 7th grade I'd say he's doing something right! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:31 PM Flag
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OP:thanks! Sometimes all the jaded "my dh is a jerk" posts get to me. It's nice to remember how lucky I am. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:33 PM Flag
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Great, but why does everyone else need to know? Egocentric. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:39 PM Flag
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nope, just wanted to share a happy moment of my day. I work from home and really have no one else to share it with. Sorry if that bugs you. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:37 PM Flag
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It's not something that needs to be shared, no one cares and the fact that you don't know that is the definition of egocentric. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:38 PM Flag
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Move along and go be a snarky bitch to someone in your real life. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:42 PM Flag
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Who's the bitch? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:44 PM Flag
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Annoying pathetic women bring out the bitch in everyone. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:21 PM Flag
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I care--keep posting these kinds of things. Makes me hopeful. Quit responding to those unfortunate ubers who obviously have no life! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:06 PM Flag
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you get hope from idiotic posts on UB? god help you. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:22 PM Flag
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HAHAHA this. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:22 PM Flag
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I'd kill myself if this were the thing giving me hope. Or maybe I'd just go bowling. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:26 PM Flag
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Oh yeah, I'd be long gone. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:27 PM Flag
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this -- surely this cant be a real source of hope for anyone with half a brain [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:42 PM Flag
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Absolutely. I find hope and positivity anywhere I can...love romance movies, gospel music and flowers blooming in the spring! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:31 PM Flag
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Kittens, old episodes of Seventh Heaven, Peabo Bryson music... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:29 PM Flag
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rainbows, don't forget rainbows! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:30 PM Flag
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OP: Thank you. Hope you have a great day too! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:57 PM Flag
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Op, she's making fun of you with the rainbows comment. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:20 PM Flag
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I hope you were being sarcastic, or you are really even more pathetic than I gave you credit for [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:22 PM Flag
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I hope you were being sarcastic, or you are really even more pathetic than I gave you credit for [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:22 PM Flag
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this is obviously the OP.. why would anybodyelse get hopeful by a post like this? How is somebodyelses marriage going to make yours any better? you're not married to her DH. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:42 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:47 PM Flag
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:49 PM Flag
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maybe she finds hope that not everyone's DH is a jackass. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:29 PM Flag
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Isn't that just common sense? Lol smh [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:05 AM Flag
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Haha, OP, you're not very smart. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:49 PM Flag
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OP:...nope. I was actually in the car driving, just got home and checked this. Happy to see people that appreciate little acts of kindness though. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:58 PM Flag
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You are pathetic op. People reject you, yet you still couch your vain silliness as some kind of altruistic act. You are so pathetic. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:24 PM Flag
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OP: Thanks. I hope something great happens to you today! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:54 PM Flag
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Sounds like the fake forced positivity that is do characteristic of op. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:24 PM Flag
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*so [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:24 PM Flag
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You are a fucking bitch. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:08 AM Flag
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And you are one classy lady. Where did you get that potty mouth? Where has that mouth of yours been? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 08:49 AM Flag
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Actually, I don't want to know. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 11:31 AM Flag
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No one cares, lady. Just sounds like you are bragging about something not worth bragging about. Basically, you are implying you are special and have this amazing husband, when in reality, it sounds very ordinary and not amazing at all. People are annoyed because it sounds like you are bragging about getting a having the latest nail polish color, really not worth bragging about unless you are really lame and your level of expectations are do low. News flash, most husbands get their wives gifts for their birthdays, and often it is a trip, jewels, cars, luxury items. Unless it is truly special, save your breath. It's just annoying. If you worked in an office, your colleagues would have to paste on a fake smile and say how wonderful, while thinking you are pathetic. Here, on ub, the truth comes out: you are just lame wannabe. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:18 PM Flag
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Don't take up people's time with things NO ONE cares about. It's annoying and that's why people are reacting to you like they are. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:20 PM Flag
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right.. its nice for YOU to remember how lucky you are.. how about thinking of ways for OTHERS to feel good? .. You're only rubbing salt in the wounds of people stuck in bad marriages by bragging. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:41 PM Flag
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+1 - remembering something doesn't necessarily involve sharing it with others. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:45 PM Flag
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I think she is making people feel good because they are not her, and there is something wrong with that. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:49 PM Flag
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Lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:25 PM Flag
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Lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:25 PM Flag
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NP_ SORRY ALL CAPS BUT I WANT OP TO READ THIS: THANKS FOR THE BRAG.... GETTING OUT OF A MISERABLE MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE. LOVE TO READ POSTS LIKE YOURS. GIVES ME HOPE. WHEN I READ THE USUAL ASSHOLE DH POSTS I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS DOOMED AND THERE ARE NO GOOD MEN OUT THERE. THANKS FOR THIS POSITIVE POST. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:48 PM Flag
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OP: you're welcome. There are great men out there. Let the bitter people have their say. They aren't worth my time. I am glad you are getting out a miserable marriage you deserve to be happy and you seems like a great person. I know you will find happiness. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:16 PM Flag
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Great person because she can't get a date, and her DH left her? Logic please? Oh yeah, she liked your post . Low bar for bring a "great person". If only Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Gandhi knew it was so easy to be considered great. LOL [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:18 PM Flag
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No she sounds like a great person because she isn't attacking someone for something as asinine as a UB post. Grow the f*** up. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:38 PM Flag
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Vulgarity is your standard of communication. Enough said. Oh yeah, not merely vulgarity, cowardly vulgarity to boot! You want to say it, but could not actually spell it out because then you would actually be accountable for vulgarity. Not only are you vulgar, you are stupid and cowardly! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:09 AM Flag
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Vulgarity is your standard of communication. Enough said. Oh yeah, not merely vulgarity, cowardly vulgarity to boot! You want to say it, but could not actually spell it out because then you would actually be accountable for vulgarity. Not only are you vulgar, you are stupid and cowardly! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:09 AM Flag
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You sound very mature yourself. LMAO [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:10 AM Flag
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Hypocrite mom, isn't that exactly what YOU YOURSELF ARE doing?!!!!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:16 AM Flag
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+1000 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:31 AM Flag
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ha. I can't believe OP expressed gratitude and got 2 out of 3 snarky responses.s lighten up ladies. it's nice that her husband is planning something fun. I'd be happy too. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:25 PM Flag
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bitter Betties [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:29 PM Flag
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LOL. Bitter Betties. I like that. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:34 PM Flag
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Negative nellies. Bitter Bettie's seems like trying too hard to insult. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:05 PM Flag
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sounds so stupid: "amazed by him and feel so lucky and blessed." sounds so high school. he's just a human like everybody else. good chance making up for cheating on her. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:33 PM Flag
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OP: He wouldn't have any need to cheat on me. Our sex life is incredible...plus he has a free pass as long as he involves me... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:38 PM Flag
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you really sound so retarded. maybe he's planning a threesome with some skank. may you all get the big H. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:45 PM Flag
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Ha...wow. Someone needs to get laid. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:47 PM Flag
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i guess you? b/c i am getting it more than i need. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:00 PM Flag
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What sane person wishes I'll on others--especially those she doesn't know!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:07 PM Flag
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Who said anything about anyone being sane? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:27 PM Flag
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OP: Thanks...your right, people are so bitter and jaded here, it's unbelievable. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:03 PM Flag
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Pipe down and get back to your porn. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:05 PM Flag
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OP: wow...i guess you couldn't see a joke if it slapped you in the face huh? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:32 AM Flag
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oh wow. you need to decrease your cynicism. you don't have to read her post as if she's giggly and talking in a high pitch. she is genuinely grateful for her husband and thinks that she is a lucky woman. what is so wrong about that? I always assume that people who are really put off by this are very unhappy with their own lives and misery wants company. why do you care that this woman is having an awesome day? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:39 PM Flag
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:42 PM Flag
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because she sounds retarded. and only idiots think only people who are miserable think maudlin idiocy is idiotic. grow up. it isn't junior high/sweet valley high. gag me with a spoon. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:51 PM Flag
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Oh lord, someone fed the troll. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:56 PM Flag
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lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:14 PM Flag
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:28 PM Flag
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"honey, don't kill me but I have to travel for work the week of your birthday." [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:29 PM Flag
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lmao [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:30 PM Flag
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with my secretary [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:35 PM Flag
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To Paris [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:45 PM Flag
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“I’m just going hiking by myself on the Appalachian Trail.” [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:36 PM Flag
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OP:haha we live right near the appalachian trail in upstate NY, so thats pretty unlikely. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:39 PM Flag
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and what a trail it is ! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:40 PM Flag
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I need to meditate. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:43 PM Flag
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with my friend, Blake [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:59 PM Flag
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LMAO!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:59 PM Flag
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haha...he doesn't travel for work, and doesn't have a secretary. But thanks for the laugh. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:35 PM Flag
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hahahhaa [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:41 PM Flag
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you ruined his surprise! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:33 PM Flag
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OP: I know!! I really didn't mean to, but I am so excited. Now I can have time to prep for it though, in secret of course. I'll let him think he's surprising me still! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:35 PM Flag
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That's sweet! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:36 PM Flag
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was it to good places? so exciting [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:42 PM Flag
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Just to Florida, the bay side. Family has a house there that we use a lot. But its nice to get away in the middle of the winter. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:44 PM Flag
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There is no "bay side" in FL - Gulf/West Coast and Atlantic/East Coast. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:46 PM Flag
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I meant the gulf...sorry. Ft.Myers. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:51 PM Flag
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You're THIS excited about a trip to Fort Myers? Okay, OP, maybe we judged you too harshly. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:53 PM Flag
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What do you mean? It is white trash nirvana. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:14 PM Flag
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I know, but seeing that made me feel bad for OP. It gave me some additional insight into why she is like this. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:16 PM Flag
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Don't feel bad for her. She'll enjoy it as long as there's NASCAR there. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:28 PM Flag
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Shame, there is no NASCAR on the West Coast of FL. Maybe DH will take her on a day trip to Homestead or Daytona to watch some fast cars. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:25 PM Flag
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haha OP Here: no nascar, just beach and sun. We have family there, so it's really no big deal, just the fact that he did something sweet for me. Thats all. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:04 PM Flag
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you are being so nice, OP - these people are so rude and insecure that they are relieving themselves on you (so to speak) - you are handling it very well. Good for you that their nastiness doesn't affect you. Hope you have a wonderful time on the beach while they are on UB looking for other people to attack... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:49 PM Flag
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OP: thank you. I just treat people the way I like to be treated. I have no need to troll or be rude because I am secure in my life and relationship. Just needed someone to tell about what I discovered. Like I said, I work from home and have no peers to talk to during the day. I am grateful for the few people who were nice about it. Thank you! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:20 PM Flag
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Do you have any friends op? Have you driven them away with your constant prattling about all your "amazing" things that aren't really amazing? Have they grown tired of your silly brags that are not really worth the time it takes you to utter them? Did they run away from you once they realized they are constantly hearing about your drivel and they really have more fun without you in their lives? Please go to fort Myers with your incredible husband who can't even spring for a hotel somewhere actually worth bragging on ub about. Truly, no one here cares, and no one here would be caught dead in fort Myers. So not worth bragging about. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:31 PM Flag
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OP: Just because I am capable of being happy no matter where we go doesn't mean you need to bash my DH's choice of where to take me. If we do go to Ft. Myer's we would likely be staying in a home owned by family. Im sorry its not the Fountainbleu or anything but we would love to just get away. I don't have a clue where we are going, just know he searched for airfare rates to Fort myers the week of my birthday. Maybe we are just flying there and going somewhere more to your liking. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:22 PM Flag
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NP: I would love to go to forth myers with a dh, if I ever get married. I am glad op posted this. I hope I can do this one day. Why do you care where she goes? if your dh is taking you to monte carlo or venice, then good for you too. I am single and love to hear about these happy marriages. Gives me hope [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 07:12 AM Flag
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Op has no friends or colleagues. Forgive her, she thinks ubers are her "friends". Sad. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:33 PM Flag
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Looks like you do too [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:52 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:23 PM Flag
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No, I know ub is a place for anything but friends. Seems you think op is your new ub friend. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:44 PM Flag
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OP: I have plenty of friends, just not seeing any of them today. Please...lets act like I am the only person who has ever used UB to brag be it veiled not not. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:20 PM Flag
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Ever heard of email? Phone? Text? Or but to do that would be a bit obnoxious, right? Signed mom who actually just got a gift worthy of vba, diamond tennis necklace, but I know the best vba is to actually let it be veiled, as in wearing out to dinner, and just let everyone stare at the bling, without me having to say a word. DH is the kind of guy whose surprises are actually brag worthy. However, if you want true envy, let it be, instead of being so grasping for approval or validation. You come across as too desperate, whether you believe yourself to be so or not. It's like a woman wearing a Hermes bag, and saying to everyone -- look look, I carrying Hermes. In your case, it's more like, look look, I am carrying a coach bag. Who cares? No one is jealous of your coach bag, but everyone is annoyed at the pathetic girl thinking her coach bag is worthy of bragging. It's like how the truly rich laugh at the striverish ostentatiousness, that's how you are coming across. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:58 PM Flag
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Yikes. There are those of us who find a "tennis" anything gaudy and Long Island-ish. Significant stones as opposed to a bunch of smaller ones are far better- exponentially more expensive, chic and beautiful. A string of diamonds is the very definition of striver-chic. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 01:45 AM Flag
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Your limited world view has tennis necklaces smaller stones. News flash there are people who own multiple homes, multiple cars, vacation homes, and jewelry that is not from the mall, which is the type of tennis you are describing. I will file this under: You just don't know what you don't know. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 01:55 AM Flag
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If Long island striverish chic is what you know, I can't help you. You can't buy class or style, or know what they sell at Cartier and harry winston if you were never exposed to the finer things in life. Many celebs ( the people you admire considering your familiarity with long island chic) wear tennis necklaces, see gweneth and j. Anniston, and garner. Perhaps the tennis stuff you are familiar with a small stone and striverish, but that's just what you know. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:00 AM Flag
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LOL! Celebs! Do you have any idea the jewels Gulf women wear? A tennis necklace from Cartier is the type of thing you buy your thirteen year old. You girls make me laugh. You think so much of yourselves and have no clue about how real wealth lives, J Aniston! You'd think you could have named one of the Greek multimillionaire heiresses. Lol! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:10 AM Flag
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Forgive me, You must be as wealthy as the Saudi royal family. Forgive my faux pas as I was thinking of the top .00001% of people. If you are familiar with the richest people on earth, then I bow to your apparent insider knowledge. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:18 AM Flag
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Sorry the top .00001% is not good enough for you, you are talking about the 100 richest families on the Planet. You are tight, they are out if my stratosphere. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:20 AM Flag
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Actually no. There is much more serious wealth out there than you imagine. Fortunately. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:23 AM Flag
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Oh yes I am sure you know all about it. You probably work for them as a maid or a nanny. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:44 AM Flag
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Even though I am not in that class, I am well aware of immensely wealthy people, as those high net worth individuals and families make up my client base. I don't need to imagine, because my clients are multimillionaires and billionaires, though not royal. The wealth was actually earned and created, and they actually made the world better. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:06 AM Flag
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Insider knowledge? You know there are some royalty living in NYC right? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:21 AM Flag
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You mean people who were born into a life of luxury without doing anything to earn it? The luck of birth, the luck of land with oil, the life they did not build or earn themselves, say like Bloomberg, gates, zuckerberg, jobs. You mean the anachronism that will die out shortly just like it did in most other evolved societies? Monarchs, royalty is a quaint holdover from a bygone era. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:49 AM Flag
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Hee, now tennis necklace is in attack mode :) [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:53 AM Flag
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Attorneys are always in attack mode. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:48 AM Flag
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:) [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:48 AM Flag
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I agree about tacky tennis bracelets and tacky cheap jewelry. But clearly, a tennis necklace of F D and significant carat weight diamonds is a classic piece as much as classic 2 carat f d round brilliant studs, and a single flawless d diamond on a delicate chain on the neck. The striverish class try to imitate the money class, but cheaper version. That is the version epitomized by the long island princesses. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:14 AM Flag
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In certain circles, 2 carat studs are really nothing brag worthy at all. I'm not going to out myself, but honestly, you ladies have some nerve ridiculing the poor Florida girl, because to some of us, you are very small potatoes indeed. Have you ever attended serious jewel auctions? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:15 AM Flag
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No, you are the only one who's ever bid on jewelry. You are the shit, you are the bomb, you are the queen of all ub!!! Let us all bow to the queen of ub!! Long live the queen of ub, the one who thinks she is the only one who has bought serious jewelry at an auction! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:33 AM Flag
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Oh, I'm sorry, does it hurt you to know that your "bling" that you think will be so impressive is really kind of cute to many of us? Don't worry, we aren't crude, we would think it was sweet that something like that could make you so happy- perhaps you should focus your strivings on striving to feel the same of others. PS- I am quite certain there are many of us at this level on UB, I just happened to be the one who called you out this time. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:37 AM Flag
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Actually, I was being sarcastic. Of course I and many many many other people have not only attended auctions, but also bid on items, and had reps. bid on items for us. Not really that special. LOL [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:50 AM Flag
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Don't sorry about outing yourself, no one knows or cares who you are pretending to be. Lol! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 11:34 AM Flag
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OP: Thanks for this out. Everyone has their own views of tacky. Just because something isn't my taste doesn't mean I would attack that poster the way she has attacked me. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:35 AM Flag
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She was not posting a brag alert. Op, you were asking for it. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:38 AM Flag
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Op, don't you know ub can be mean bitches when they don't like something? Part of the charm [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:39 AM Flag
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That's the whole point OP. I'm glad it makes you happy, and I don't think you would be any happier at heart with a 6 carat extra fancy yellow diamond either. Learning to be happy comes from within, not from without- people with serious money, unlike Mme. Tennis Jewelry, know this. Have a fun trip. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:40 AM Flag
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Hi op! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:57 AM Flag
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Oh yes only people with money know about happiness. You are a nanny or a maid. You just don't pass the smell test. You talk about things like an outsider trying to sound like an insider. And an insider to what? Unearned privilege? Royalty is a quaint anachronism of a bygone era. Modern kings and queens are self made like jobs gates zuckerberg Bloomberg Ellison. Your awe of inherited wealth and inherited position in society tells me you have not accomplished much in your life. I seriously think you are a nanny wannabe or household staff, pretending . [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:04 AM Flag
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I work for amazingly wealthy people, leading families of America, and they do not act like you. They are the opposite of how you act regarding money. You sound like a daughter of the housekeeper pretending to be the daughter of the house, when the actual families act nothing like that. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:07 AM Flag
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To be clear, I work for a top bank, as an atty and advisor, do I deal with WEALTHY clients on a daily basis. They do not talk like you, with the fake haughty accent. Lol, good laugh, good laugh! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:10 AM Flag
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Well, not sure who you need to convince. I know who I am, I don't care if you think I am a housekeeper or the daughter of one, and no one else seems to care except for OP. I now see why you are so angry though, It has been my experience that people who are close, but not close enough, to real wealth, are the most envious and dissatisfied. Enjoy the "bling." [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:18 AM Flag
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Wow, you really are a middle class striver, aren't you? I adore all the staff in my home and those I grew up with- that's no insult to me. If you think saying I am household staff is some sort of insult, no wonder you thought a "tennis necklace" as you quaintly call it, was unbelievably impressive. I agree with you about one thing, anyone can id you as a striver- rudimentary exposure makes that obvious. FYI, Larry Ellison doesn't think your necklace is impressive. Lol! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:13 AM Flag
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You are a sad wannabe who pretends to be something she is not, but the sadder thing is that you are pretending to be something not worthy of pretending to be. BTW, I referenced Ellison, gates, jobs as the kings of modernity. Your jump in logic from that to jewelry shows me you are at best, a maid or nanny who earns an honest living, and at worst (which I suspect is the truth), a bored housewife who has nothing better to do than make up a fantasy life wherein you are actually important, or what you think is important. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:31 AM Flag
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Again, not interested in what you think and would never be ashamed of who I am. I am sorry for you, tennis necklace, on so many levels. And there is one thing you post which reveals you, and I am dying to tell you, but I won't, because I want everyone see to be able to id you as the upstart. Op, I'm signing off, have a great trip and be happy that you're not as miserable as Mme. Tennis Jewelry. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:35 AM Flag
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The song playing in the background...The Great Pretender...how apropos! Sure you are Dahling! Sure you are! Ta Ta For Now, Mme. Great Pretender! Guess Mme. Great Pretender got tired of pretending...Most likely, the lady of the manager at Burger King has just told Mme. Great Pretender to go clean the tables and toilets, or should I say toilette (spoken with a french accent, but of course...) [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:48 AM Flag
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or commode (spoken with a french accent, but of course!) [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:49 AM Flag
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toilette is more appropriate for fake french, let's go with that. LOL [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:47 AM Flag
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Those who can't take the heat must leave the kitchen and go clean the bathrooms! Bye bye, Mme. Great Pretender! See you next time! What will you pretend to be then? I can't wait to meet up again! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:21 AM Flag
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Hmmm, very interesting choice of words, Mme. Great Pretender...OP has been accusing many other posters of having a "miserable" life. She has used that word over and over and over...Very interesting that you defend her with very similar vocabulary...very interesting indeed, Mme. Great Pretender...very very interesting....hmmm.... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:48 AM Flag
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The interesting part is that nothing in my post suggest a miserable life. But that is the attack OP uses on anyone who made fun of her post. OP's logic was that the other posters must live a miserable lie. However, it is statistically very unlikely for another person to use the same line of attack if there is nothing in the preceding to indicate misery. this indicates to me that there is a high probability that OP and Mme. Great Pretender are one and the same! Voila! Mystery solved! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:55 AM Flag
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*life not lie [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:55 AM Flag
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*Your Jump in logic from my mentioning Ellision as a captain of industry to knowing how he feels about jewelry speaks to your pyscological well-being. Are you channeling Ellison? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:36 AM Flag
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Oh yeah, one more thing, HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for the laugh! HAHAHAHAHA. Ellison and the séance! HAHAHAHAHAH! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:39 AM Flag
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psychological, for all the spelling mommas out there [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:35 AM Flag
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Your denial sounds hollow. Clearly, you must be ashamed of who you really are, what other reason do you have to pretend to be someone you are not for the sake of posting on an anonymous board? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 08:37 AM Flag
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I never said a tennis necklace is "unbelievably impressive". Reading comprehension, dear, work on that. What I said was, that to overtly brag about something was annoying. If you have to brag, let it be a veiled one. That was what my paragraph above was about. Again, reading comprehension is not your strong point. Thus, the menial job. Which,I give you, is still an honest living, not like the parasites that live off the work of other people, while they just suck and suck at the teat. Why would anyone want to pretend to be that? Tell me, Mme. Great Pretender. Have your employers/owners brain washed you so much that you now want to emulate such drains on society's resources? Don't aspire to be a drain. LOL [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 04:16 AM Flag
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I seem to have hit a nerve with the striver comment. Mme. Great Pretender appears to have gotten her French panties in a bunch over that throwaway comment. Why would someone who claims to be of incredible weslth be do hung up on one word? I am thinking its because it hit a nerve. People with great wealth don't notice strivers, they are invisible. It's like when you walk into a bad neighborhood, you don't pay attention to the clothes thats worn there, it's not worth the effort. It is the mc and umc people who are obsessed with the striver concept because they haven't gotten to where they want to be. Mme. Great Pretender exposed her "tell" right from the onset. She was way too sensitized to the striver comment. Perhaps it stung cuz it was too close to the truth. Oh yeah, There is NO SUCH THING AS AN "EXTRA FANCY YELLOW" DIAMOND -- PERHAPS YOU MEAN "FANCY INTENSE YELLOW" or "FANCY VIVID YELLOW"??? Tip for your next attempt at pretending, learn the lingo, before you put on false airs. Ta Ta For Now Dahling!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahaha! See you next time, Mme. Great Pretender, or should I call you Mme. Not-So-Great Pretender!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is too funny!!!!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 10:20 AM Flag
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Or you are just OP pretending... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:51 AM Flag
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OP: Thanks. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:29 AM Flag
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Hi OP! you again, seems like you keep popping up right around the time someone is "defending" you. Very convenient, I must say. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 03:32 AM Flag
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Fyi, Mme. Not-So-Great Pretender, there is no such thing as an "extra fancy yellow diamond" -- perhaps you should learn the terminology of diamond grading before you pretend you are this great collector of "serious jewelry"! Lol! It is usually not this apparent when someone is FAKE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! Keep on collecting your "extra fancy yellow 6 carat cz's, oops, I meant diamonds! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 10:36 AM Flag
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It's "extra fancy" like really fancy!!! Lol! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 10:37 AM Flag
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Looks like Mme. Great Pretender got confused between terminology for fancy colored diamonds and fancy ketchup! LOL! Probably because she is so used to saying, "Would you like some EXTRA FANCY KETCHUP PACKETS with burger and fries?" on a daily basis. LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 09:23 PM Flag
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Yes. Mme. Tennis bracelet wishes her jewels could buy her the happiness OP exudes. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 01:30 AM Flag
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Wow, channeling Ellison last night, and channeling Mme. Tennis Necklace tonight. Now I am seeing another pattern to Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup's behavior, and I have a possible explanation for why she believes she can channel other people. She believes she knows what other people feel and wish for because Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup is a medium. How else does one explain her claims of knowing Ellison's opinion on jewelry or Mme. Tennis Necklace's inner wishes? Btw, it's a Madame Tennis Necklace, not bracelet. The first requirement to being an effective debater is to correctly identify the details in the opponent's argument. You have already failed in this preliminary yet crucial step, how in the world do you expect to survive? Tapping out suits you. Verbal sparring does not. XOXO, Tenny [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 03:48 AM Flag
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Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup , you are unable to even correctly identify me, by my identifying detail-- a tennis necklace. Instead you are talking about a tennis bracelet person. You cannot really be that bad with details and hope to be an effective communicator, let alone a competent debater. I will help you out by repeating this nickname often, even to the point of referring to myself as Mme. Tennis Necklace in the third person, so that you will never forget again that it is me, Mme. Tennis Necklace who has given you so much free advice. In real life, you would not be able to afford my counsel. XOXO, Tenny, aka Madame Tennis NECKLACE. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 04:25 AM Flag
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Maybe Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup just does not know the difference between a necklace and bracelet, just like she does not know the difference between a nonexistent "extra fancy yellow" diamond grading and an actual legitimate classification for yellow diamonds such as "fancy vivid yellow" or "fancy intense yellow". Maybe Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup is just really that dumb. Really. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 06:07 AM Flag
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Madame Extra Fancy Ketchup sure seems very *close* to OP -- close enough to know what OP "exudes"... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 06:15 AM Flag
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Please let's not get into what she "exudes". Nobody wants to know what she exudes... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 08:34 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 06:07 AM Flag
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+100000000 lol diamond tennis bracelet *snort* [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 12:39 AM Flag
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Reading comprehension, sweetheart. I see you still need help with that, and so far removed from grade school... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 02:27 AM Flag
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Did someone let a pig in here? Where did that snorting noise come from? Oh there she is, Mme. Piggy! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 02:29 AM Flag
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Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup- perhaps you need to lay off the Extra Fancy Ketchup -- has lots of calories, perhaps that's why you are so obese that you can't help but snort and oink like a pig when you speak. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 08:27 PM Flag
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+1. Thank you! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.24.13, 01:19 AM Flag
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General Topics 02.24.13, 01:19 AM Flag
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You are simply a bitch. A diamond tennis bracelet? You are stuck in the 90's I'm afraid. I wouldnt be so quick to brag. I would much prefer a gift like OP is getting than some OTT ordinary bracelet. So just stfu. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 12:38 AM Flag
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It seems someone identifies strongly eith OP, complete with the deficient reading ability. Btw, Vulgarity suits you. It is who you are, it is how people perceive you, and it it how you have chosen to express who you are to the world. I am sure you are just as *classy* in real life as you have shown yourself to in on UB. You know they say that profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative and ignorant mind. You have demonstrated this in spades. Q.E.D. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 02:17 AM Flag
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Lady, you were bitch slapped with you own "Extra Fancy" pretensions, so just crawl back into your hole and suck on your packet of Extra Fancy Ketchup. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 02:20 AM Flag
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The best part is her dh is probably stealing it for her. She does not seem the kind to have a dh who is not a minumum wage earner [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 07:19 AM Flag
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Thanks for the interest in this thread, but this is not about class warfare. It is about Mme. Extra Fancy's pathetic attempt to talk down to others about a subject she clearly knows nothing about. If Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup's DH is indeed a minimum wage earner, at least that is an honest living. Making minimum wage does not equal being a thief. However, what is dishonest is Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup's continuing pretensions and her attempts to put on airs. Is she that oblivious that she does not realize she can't fake it -- we all realize Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup "has no clothes" so to speak. It is really sad. BTW, I think OP said her husband is a teacher. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.25.13, 11:03 AM Flag
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You shall no longer be Mme. Great Pretender. Now and forevermore, you will be known as Madame Extra Fancy Ketchup. You shall be as famous as Lasagne Mom. She is a legend for her inappropriate conduct in seeking out intimacy with a family in crisis after a tragedy. Anytime, there is an inappropriate post, someone always asks, is it Lasagne Mom? You will be a reference point and shorthand for a FAKE WANNABE WHO GETS PWNED. So, whenever there is a stupid poster who is obviously pretending to be something she is not, it will be asked, "Is that you, Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup Mom?" Your ineptitude will live on in infamy. You, Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup Mom, will be a legend as much as Lasagne Mom. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 07:29 AM Flag
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Pwned? Bling? Rich people laughing at Hermes? Do you think this is 'winning?' lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 08:11 PM Flag
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Reading comprehension is still lacking. Oh dear, maybe its just the unalterable result of low IQ. And if you are either unable to understand the clear meaning of a passage, or simply stubbornly clinging to an interpretation that is not there to have a come back, that tells me why you were never selected to be on a national championship debate team. But keep trying, it's quaint and charming. Note: iimagine that said like Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup would in her fake pretentious and dismissive way. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 09:26 PM Flag
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You need help. Not engaging with you any more. Goodbye, troll. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 09:31 PM Flag
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Those who can't take the heat... Looks like Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup has given up again. Ub is not for the faint of heart. Expect some hammering if you pick a fight. Expect to be demolished and to leave early if you lack a fighter's instinct and have innate low IQ. Ta Ta Mme. Extra Fancy Ketchup lady! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 09:46 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:31 PM Flag
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+10000000 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 01:25 AM Flag
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+2000000000 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 07:20 AM Flag
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she's dumb but why the "white trash" bit? totally unnecessary. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:28 PM Flag
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If this isn't white trash, I don't know what is. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:33 PM Flag
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+1 - from upstate NY to Ft. Myers, with a spray tan and some porn thrown in? Doesn't take an expert to make that leap. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:30 PM Flag
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wow, way to make assumptions about someone who was just trying to be happy and hopeful. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:05 PM Flag
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I think you mean inferences. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:06 PM Flag
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Okay, OP, whatever you say honey. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:03 PM Flag
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Not OP. The inferences are valid. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:08 PM Flag
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and she spells "you're" as "your" [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:57 PM Flag
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OP: oh good lord, get off your high horse. I am an english professor/HS English teacher. I spend all damn day correcting my students' grammar. The last place I care about my your vs. you're is on a silly message board. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 07:32 PM Flag
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she should spell it phonetically as "yur" [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 07:33 PM Flag
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OP: I actually have students that use ur on a regular basis. I am not sure if it's accidental but, there is a big difference between a final paper on Chaucer's Prioress' Tale and a UB message board. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:47 PM Flag
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Thought you work at home? Significant difference between hs teacher and college professor. Not at all comparable. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:07 PM Flag
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Op is unemployed, "working from home" and "English teacher" and "college professor" all in one. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:34 PM Flag
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OP: Not teaching HS this year, maybe going back next year. No classes on my schedule at the college today, only teach MWF. But grading lots of papers at home...why are you on a witch hunt? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:45 PM Flag
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Of course you are. And doing locum tenens down at general on the weekends. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:46 PM Flag
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OP: Clearly we are in different fields since I don't even know what that means. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 10:42 PM Flag
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You sound like a tool! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:43 PM Flag
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why does she sound like a tool? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:44 PM Flag
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She just answered the question for you... Prep! "New clothes, lingerie, maybe tan a little so I don't burn" Because those new summer clothes were just laying around and reallly a tanning booth before vaca... Hello 1990! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:52 PM Flag
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OP, make sure to pack plenty of baby doll T's, velvet chokers and Steve Madden platform shoes! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:51 PM Flag
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And her babysoft lotion incase she burns! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:58 PM Flag
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lol [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:55 PM Flag
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ever heard of a spray tan? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:51 PM Flag
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Both are awful! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:56 PM Flag
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What about a tan towel? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:57 PM Flag
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They would not match my bathroom. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:07 PM Flag
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OP:haha this made me laugh. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:20 PM Flag
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Now I feel bad, we've made op join in laughing at herself. We should stop. This makes me think of the bullies who get their victims laugh as their milks are poured over them. Sad. I am gonna stop now. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 10:53 PM Flag
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ha. A lot of it makes me laugh. Lots of pathetic mean girls here today. How did a post this monotonous make top post of the day. Seriously, you women need to read a newspaper once in a while. Leave the woman alone. So she has a great DH just be happy for her and leave it at that. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 10:59 PM Flag
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You can vouch for op that she has a great husband based on what? Oh, pot, I see you are posting on this supposedly "monotonous" post. It's precisely the fact that her post is obnoxious that others are shutting her down. Perhaps you should read a newspaper yourself since being snarky turns you off so much that you can't wait to give your 1 cent. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:06 PM Flag
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Guess I'm just not as cynical as you. I am willing to take her word for it. If she thinks he's great, that's all the proof I need. Wish my DH would give me a trip to anywhere, I doubt he even remembers when my birthday is. Just lay off. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:38 PM Flag
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Hi OP! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:02 AM Flag
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Hi op! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:21 AM Flag
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Prep??? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:44 PM Flag
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Again, OP is in 7th grade. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:42 PM Flag
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no - leave her alone, maybe it would be a better world if we all remembered our 7th grade enthusiasm once in a while [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:46 PM Flag
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"np" that is... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:47 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:47 PM Flag
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yes, let's everybody be idiotic. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:56 PM Flag
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...or mean girls like in 7th grade as well [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:57 PM Flag
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seriously. The people flaming her are much more 7th grade. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 09:34 PM Flag
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New clothes, lingerie, maybe tan a little so I don't burn. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:43 PM Flag
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Yeah, that definitely won't tip him off that you know you're going on vacation. "Honey, why do you suddenly look like John Boehner with a suitcase full of cabana wear?" [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:46 PM Flag
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LMAO!! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:53 PM Flag
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haha you're right...maybe I should hold off on the spray tan. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:52 PM Flag
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now, you're triply stupid. 1) high school girlish stupid 2) thinks a little tanning keeps you from burning/sun damage 3) thinks spray tan actually works like real tanning. i knew you were stupid. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:01 PM Flag
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Case closed. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:59 PM Flag
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mean mean mean [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:04 PM Flag
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But she gave him a "hall pass" as long as she is included.. oh right, again stupid! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:08 PM Flag
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Happy for you, OP! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:35 PM Flag
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OP: Thank you! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:41 PM Flag
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Well, I am very happy for you that you feel blessed..you are a very lucky lady!! Enjoy your Birthday surprise.. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:38 PM Flag
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OP: Thanks. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:41 PM Flag
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If everything is so wonderful why would you be checking his history... invasion of privacy imo. Now you ruined the surprise, congrats Nosey nellie! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:39 PM Flag
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This. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:39 PM Flag
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I wasn't checking his history! When you open the internet on the kindle it pops up little windows of the last 8 pages visited, or maybe its the most frequent 8 pages...not sure, I don't use it that often. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:41 PM Flag
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yeah, ok. whatever. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:56 PM Flag
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that's true. i never do this with my dh. but i am also not continually amazed by him. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:43 PM Flag
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She was checking for porn. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:44 PM Flag
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Yes, this. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:45 PM Flag
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OP: No I wasn't. We watch it together regularly, so I really could care less what he watches. Gives him lots of new ideas to use on me. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:48 PM Flag
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Shudder. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:51 PM Flag
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You mean you could *not* care less. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:55 PM Flag
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she's just dumb [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:07 PM Flag
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skank with no brain [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:02 PM Flag
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neigh! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:01 PM Flag
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Like how to treat you like a useless prostitute? I would certainly feel "lucky and blessed" by a guy that gets his moves from porn. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:10 PM Flag
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np - correction: he's an amaaaazing guy who gets his moves from porn. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:11 PM Flag
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All I can picture is that her husband looks like Ron Jeremy and she looks like that lady that over tanned herself! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:10 PM Flag
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All I can picture is that woman from Boogie Nights that is married to William H. Macy (in the movie). [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:14 PM Flag
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He probably has a Burt Reynolds mustache. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:15 PM Flag
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Stop! I just spit out my tea! He definitely drives a convertible too BTW. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:15 PM Flag
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Trans Am, baby! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:20 PM Flag
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With flames and a racing stripe. You know it! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:17 PM Flag
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^I'm kind of dying in my office right now. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:18 PM Flag
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He also has a gold chain with a Playboy Bunny pendant on it. Yummy! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:21 PM Flag
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Toupee and a gold pinky ring. Meow! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:25 PM Flag
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Way to cool of a car, I am picturing the 1998 Sebring convertible! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:20 PM Flag
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pp: OMG that's what my dad drives. YES, that's perfect! It's got to be white. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:24 PM Flag
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With My Sebring, on the vanity plate :) [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:26 PM Flag
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And his name is definitely like Rick or Scott or something like that. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:24 PM Flag
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^Chuck, Larry, Jim. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:27 PM Flag
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And gives you an extra fancy yellow diamond tennis bracelet. Shhhh, it's really cz, but let's pretend. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 10:07 PM Flag
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And gives you a tennis bracelet as a gift! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 08:25 PM Flag
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Don't forget the extra fancy yellow diamonds! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.23.13, 10:11 PM Flag
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LMOA [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:27 PM Flag
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OP: this whole part of the thread has me laughing so hard. If you really knew what I looked like, and DH looked like you would all laugh, because this is so far off. On another note, you gave me some great Halloween ideas for next year. Thanks ladies! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:22 PM Flag
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Yes, op, I agree, we would all laugh at what you and your DH look like. Hahaha laughing already. This is too easy. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:21 AM Flag
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Grow up. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:37 AM Flag
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OP, you need to grow up, and take it like a grown-up woman, if you are going to be putting such a big target on your own butt. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 05:03 AM Flag
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Well, bless your heart. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:53 PM Flag
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She sounded relieved thats what was in the history... I guess expecting porn, maybe they can make their own porn with new lingerie and her fancy fake tan! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 03:54 PM Flag
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OP, I couldn't give a shit about your little romp to Fort Myers, but I want to sincerely thank you for providing all the laughs this morning. I feel so lucky and truly blessed to have you in my life. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:22 PM Flag
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OMG me too! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:26 PM Flag
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I think this is my favorite post of all time. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:23 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:44 PM Flag
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+2 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:55 PM Flag
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+3 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:08 PM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:27 PM Flag
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best response ever [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:27 PM Flag
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You, I love. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:44 PM Flag
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OP: welcome! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 06:23 PM Flag
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Sad. :( OP is thanking someone who just insulted her [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:26 AM Flag
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your welcome for the laughs...I sincerely don't care one way or another what you all think. But When someone says thank you...i say your welcome. I was raised with manners. Not by wolves, like you apparently were. Oh..hey...did you see what I did there. I split my infinitive, wanna jump down my throat grammar nazi???? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 02:39 AM Flag
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Somehow I think 'raised with manners' and calling someone a Nazi are incongruent. But, whatever. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 05:15 PM Flag
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see, if you were smart, you coulda just stopped after "week of my birthday!" but because you're dumb, you continued with extraneous info and turned everybody off with your stupidity. [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:22 PM Flag
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Christ. This site ain't for sissies. One wrong move and it's a beating to the pulp around here. Can we ease up on the yanking of the pigtails?? [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:31 PM Flag
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seriously...wtf! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 05:06 PM Flag
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get out of the kitchen... [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 08:30 PM Flag
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Especially the "free pass" idiocy. You do not have a marriage that is brag worthy. Who brags about free pass, other than women with such low self esteem that they think that's an acceptable element of a marriage? Pathetic [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 11:37 PM Flag
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Ita! [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.22.13, 12:12 AM Flag
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She sounds like lasagna mom [ Reply | More
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General Topics 02.21.13, 04:28 PM Flag